Dyson v12
The Dyson V12, this thing is an absolute WEAPON when it comes to cleaning. You think your old Hoover’s doing the job? you ain't seen nothing yet! This bad boy sucks harder than a shop vacuum at a sawmill!
First off, it’s cordless so no more wrestling with wires like you’re in some sort of vacuum-themed WWE match. Just grab it, zip around the house, and good to go! Lightweight but powerful, it’s like the Usain Bolt of vacuums.
Yes you’ve got a laser on the head, an actual laser! Shows up dust you didn’t even know existed. Proper horror movie stuff when you see how much grime is lurking about! Dyson don’t mess around. Pet hair? Gone. Dust? Obliterated. Your carpets and hard floors will be looking like they’ve just had a spa day.
Battery life? You’ll get a good long run out of it, enough to do the full house before it needs a charge. And when you do charge it? Fast and easy.
If you’re still pushing around some ancient relic from 1998, get yourself an upgrade and grab one of these on Amazon. Trust me, once you try a Dyson V12, you’ll NEVER go back! Purchasing through the link may earn us a small commission. It won’t cost you more, but it helps keep this page running!
